Suburban white alcoholic trash
 We ain't glam and we ain't trash
 We're victims of a society
 That fucks with me about sobriety
 
 They say don't drink this and don't drink that
 'cause it does a little more than just make you fat
 It's a serious disease that you learn about in school
 And if your dad's an alcoholic you'll be one too
 
 Mom and dad don't have a clue
 The one-fifty-one is now eighty proof
 And all the times I borrowed the car
 Not as a ride but as a shitface bar
 
 Fuck yeah! I got the venom in my veins
 God damn! This shit is drivin' me insane
 Boo ya! I ain't ever gonna be the same
 Whiplash liquor, sure is quicker
 Makes you sicker, it's the best!
 
 Weekend comes and my parents are gone
 It's time to party once I mow the lawn
 Havin' fun ain't that a fact
 It's rock 'n' roll in the cul-de-sac!
 
 Invite everyone and your neighbors too
 It's gonna be a whacked out rock 'n' roll zoo
 But don't be blabbin' it around my mother
 But invite everyone and your skate rat brother
 
 Fuck yeah! I got the venom in my veins
 God damn! This shit is drivin' me insane
 Boo ya! I ain't ever gonna be the same
 Whiplash liquor, sure is quicker
 Makes you sicker, it's the best!